meme4u:

I need to add this guy on facebook
gizzygizznleeksoup:

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

HOW TO HAMSTER?

gizzygizznleeksoup:

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

HOW TO HAMSTER?

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psyducked:

may the merciful lord on high hear our prayers and DELIVER

psyducked:

may the merciful lord on high hear our prayers and DELIVER

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wantering-blog:

Your beautiful, colorful, vibrant designs will last forever. Rest in peace, Oscar de la Renta.

wantering-blog:

Your beautiful, colorful, vibrant designs will last forever. Rest in peace, Oscar de la Renta.

(via sock-it-to-me-wantering)

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

image

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

(Source: jellys, via orgasmic-humor)

thedapperproject:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic

(Source: hopeful-melancholy, via ayselchiara)

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

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kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp, via fuckyeahloldemort)

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

(via ayselchiara)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via fuckyeahloldemort)

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via orgasmic-humor)

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

gtbsayso:

radicalmuscle:

buzzfeed:

These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

(Source: BuzzFeed, via ilikestatuses)

"I don’t know if Snape’s a good guy. But I know you are. Love, Blondie.”

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